Do not be fooled by this cute little face.
In the past few days, this kid...
- Painted her fingernails with drippy, not-quite-washable craft paint.
- Spilled about 800 little plastic beads all over the kitchen. Three times.
- Squeezed an unopened tube of yogurt so hard it burst (and wow, that stuff can fly).
- Sprayed paint all over the wall. And the floor. And the table. On purpose.
- Tripped while carrying her full training potty container to the bathroom.
- Got sticky glitter putty stuck in her hair.
There is probably more... but I'm too worn out to remember!
What a stinker.
